3-Word Story

[CutMeMick]

George Michael, Elton John and Liberace

[CutMeMick]

they all had

[CutMeMick]

huge baskets filled

[CutMeMick]

filled with lots

[CutMeMick]

of cucumbers and

[Tito BHB]

7 Cumberland Sausages?

[the phenom]

and he stopd (someone please put this stry together i would love to see a wat it turnsout to be, and les cut the gayness)

[CutMeMick]

and noticed phenom

[CutMeMick]

salivating from his

[Kev]

big sex glands

[the phenom]

(lol) and then phenom

[beds]

fucked a ladyboy

[katfight]

The chosen one danced in the light of the moon,
when a big gorrilla stole his manhood by trying
to feed his hunger for ass and baby banana's.
The gorilla was actually none other than Matt Skelton
looking to fight and get laid by a white woman,in a
threesome that was amazing but cost Skelton a very big thankyou.
That made no sense so the end..........
Until Cutmemick unzipped his tiny todger then everyone laughed
and started to fist each other up the arse.
Meanwhile the Gorilla contemplated quantum physics whilst wanking to Anal fist tv.
Cutmemick sucked hard on the end of Bilbo's mums fuzzy taco which stank of haddock
and tasted like old hobbit smeg.
That reminds me (my)mackeral needs defrosting and some preperation
to get ready to satisfy Smashup's massive fish fetish.
But little did ate it first Damn!yells Smashup another Biff satisfied.
Bilbo licks his pictures of Katfight's stinky wizard's sleeve,
as he masturbates into Katfights own verticle bacon sandwich.
That Smash stretched to big for a hobbits donger.
Bilbo leaves the building because the hobbit's back in Hobbiton,
for'iz eleventy-first birthday.They're taking the Hobbits to Alton Towers,
looking to score some smelly weed sold by Tito_BHB,who was sat in a tree,
by Boxing Gorilla,whilst eating Vanilla,what a thrilla,whilst in Manilla
with Ben Stiller and his caterpillar.
This is a filler,with a rumble!
Barely 2 days ,6 pages later Wacko goes into the pub to buy pork
scratchings.
That was unexpexted...
All of a sudden Kimbo slice jumps on Wacko's face and Chris's wife.
Chris Rock said Gerroff Chirs.N's wife! in Tito_BHB's dreams.
Fishing the trent with special bait,Maggots in durex,wriggle outta that!
Smells fishy already!
Like fresh Haddock
Where's your rod?
Which rod waggler?
Or my feeder the 130 pounder with 4lb line dives in with
the deadly mermaids and attacks them with a harpoon
and the end..............of act one
Once upon atime in Saddo land the Phenom was getting gang raped
all night long by WackOff3205 and Saddo's magical bratwurst,
while Dasamm was changing the story.
Dasamm walked in and said Fuck me in the...She's a guy!!
Emma's a guy with a tiny chilly willy wanker and a variety,
words he uses to say things that are untrue so to speak.
He wanted sex,lots of it,the kinky kind,with Saddo member's.
One by one they lined up with big smiles and even bigger bells on poles.
Cutmemick knelt down like a missionary opened his mouth,and Bilbo
put his ring on and quickly vanished back inside Gollum's
house of pleasure where it continued.
But Bilbo hid his penis pump in his butt and the all couldn't
find it!
Cause it was tangled to his tapeworm that was hanging out from
his shitty arse.
Out popped Cutmemick killed it!!
smilies speak volumes just like the time when Saddo went to
Mcdonalds and laughed uncontrollably.
Six word game.
Double decker turns into optimus prime,with dual suspention
and flux capacitor.
Prime grabbed Cutmemick and threw him out of this world into
outta space.
Prime then looked back down and saw ElGamo cumming in his rusty
bullet hole.
Upon seeing this,he pull's out Mick's Ray Bans from out of
Lyle's arse hole resulting in a stinky shades smell.Even
in space!!!!
Cutmemick licked Lyle's back side of the Nacho plate they were
sharing.
When in the distance they see Bilbo's gapping arse hole,
being pounded by George Micheal,Elton John and Liberace.
They all had big baskets filled with lots of cucumbers and
7 cumberland sausages,and he stopped and noticed Phenom salivating
from his big sex glands and then Phenom fucked a ladyboy.

[bzkfn]

This has to be done again at some point. Hands down one of the funniest threads i've ever read...

[bzkfn]

... of act one.

for a legendary story save. You should be proud.