Fucking Brilliant .


Loved it on 8 out of 10 Cats .

Jimmy Carr : That was the most violent thing to happen in Glasgow that weekend .

Sean Whathisface : No its wasnt .

JC : I know just made it up .


Can you imagine Rab C Nesbitt after a row with Mary Doll ?
He's waiting to get booked in when they Bring the Suicide Failure in still smoking .



Rab : Wa ya in fee ?

Rab : Wa ya in fee , Pal ?

Rab : Quiet loddy so you are , don't let these Bastards grind ya doon we man.

Rab : ( to the Polis ) Bastdards so you are ...


Probably funnier in my head .