
Originally Posted by
Bilbo

Originally Posted by
NotGuilty136
I heard there's been 70 some odd million copies sold worldwide already. 20 dollars a pop and that bitch has made over a billion dollars with this book in under 2 days.

and all for a shitty little story about a dumb wizard boy and a group of stumpy hogwarts.
Imagine a grown man being into such things
Bilbo chuckles to himself as he settles down to smoke some Halfling weed and think back on all his old adventures. 'Little Hogwarts' he sighs, they wouldn'y last five minutes against Saruman's well trained Urak Hai, so childish :P
Bilbo, you sound like me before I got my hands on the first book a few years back.
I thought...Harry Potter?? Pssshhhh that's for kids and degenerates!
Yes, I was once a disbeliever. But now I have seen the light.
Now my room is covered in Harry Potter posters, memorabilia, and I often walk around dressed as a wizard.
I also have a shrine where I sacrifice small children to her Almighty: J.K. Rowling.
These are things a simple "Muggle" such as yourself could never understand.
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