Quote Originally Posted by Scrap
Funny story been fishing in Spain with a pal of mine coming home board the plane. We waited eventually 3 hours because of technical difficulties. My mate is shitting himself and wants to get of the plane after 2 hours. now Ive got a problem Im shitting myself. My mate is the son of the guy who invented the Blackbox flight recorder and the spray they put on planes wings that stop them frezzing over with ice and plane wingsstrip forbreaking snow up, Mark knows Planes, so I say I with you lets go. At that moment the the captain says its been sorted and we start takeoff the two stewardess sit opposite us and as they sat both did the the cross sign on there chest I looked at Mark he looked at me Fucking Hell they know something we dont, thats the scariest take off Ive ever had.
CC # 535 ! I am in stitches mate. fuck all. !

many years ago we was heading out of Houston me Ronnie and few other to Vegas. Book us on something called Fun Jet. fucking hell. !
got me seat. apparently they (Fun Jet) bought up all the old Continental Airlines oldies. as you could see the old emblem through the cheap paint on the cabin walls. we take off, 45 min into the flight the lights start flickering and the engine starts roaring up... RARRRR RARRRRRRRR RARRRRR.. you could smell a slight hint of electrical fire I grip the seat in front of me and rip off the upholstery to the stuffing ,
At this point I am fucking terrified. I start praying . finally we get on the ground in Vegas, I immediate tossed my return ticket in the trash bin .. we got return flight on SouthWest. never again that bargain shit for me !