The "militant muslims" or "Islamofacists" make the Southern Baptists look like pussies! And the Southern Baptists think Harry Potter is evil and hate Disneyworld and Disneyland....and the top teir of the crazies don't like drinking or even DANCING.


There is an old joke we tell around where I live....

Q:Why don't baptists have sex standing up?
A: Someone might think they are dancing

It's a silly joke but that's how insane they get after they get wound up over the smallest issues....like women working outside the home....or women wearing pants.....I mean HOLY CRAP it must have been a slow day at church when those issues were brought up!


Al Queda doesn't like anyone because they support the Saudi Royal Family which may be a little corrupt but they do ok work, I mean they don't try to kill us or anything....if we totally caved in and got rid of the Saudi's guys like Bin Laden would be in charge and they wouldn't refuse the US and our allies oil....they'd lose out on money and respect in the UN.


It's just a matter of money and oil and religion is used to make these issues seem more serious.....all these guys want when they say "Death to America" is just some love from the US and after a while they would warm to us like the Saudi's and trade with us and so on because without OIL they have jack shit!.....but I hate to break it to them, you don't get love from the US by killing it's people and chopping people's heads off.

Basically these people we are fighting are EXACTLY like Paris Hilton....they are rich, bored, and don't have anything to do but protest or blow shit up!