Born in the 60's or 70's

[The_One77]

i got bored half way through

Shit...............missed out the bit about no attention span nowadays!!

you old folks always bangin on about how "Hip" you were back in da days.
Wells, here's one for you from us kids.........you're going to get grey hair, you will develop a knack for knitting, your penis is going to shrink and sex life will be non-existent. Live with it!