Bilbo defeats all comers in the arcade

[Kev]

I am growing tired of you elitist f*cks bragging about your arcade achievements


These games are not fun, and in my opinion are all either frustrating or boring.


However, the pride of having a trophy under my name overrides all common sense telling me not to play these stupid, time wasting games.

So I concede.

I am now after the trophy leaders in their respective games. This would look to be non other than bilbo and ice cold boxing. I may start out weak, but with my perseverance and drive I will conquer two of your trophy's within 3 days.

Nah you have no chance, most of you numptees couldn't last two minutes in mine and Ice's world.

We're the Saddo champions. Ice annoyed the hell out of me at first but I've come to respect his warrior spirit. Like Lancelot I was wandering the Arcade like a colossus looking for a worthy opponent and finally found my King Arthur in Ice.

Now we are the Knights of the Saddo Arcade and will conquer all comers.




I do still have unfinished business with Ice. moon cave is our Guinevere, right now she's with Ice but I WILL have her again

Even if it does mean another war with Ice and me being stripped of all my cups as conseuquence

Our rivaly is up there with Tyson vs Holyfield Frazier vs Ali

I wonder who can be the ref ??

We could ask 'Big' Dan McCarthy to ref for us but he doesn't like me at the minute so he'd be penalising me all the time and giving me the finger.

I would ask JT Rock to carry my cups into the ring but I don't think his little leg muscles could bear the strain, maybe he could just carry one cup providing we got him some ankle straps.

Katfight is my ring card girl although we'll need a decent makeup girl to cover up her tatoo's and make her look less like a gypsie.

CutMeMick can be the prat in the front row recording the event on his mobile and shouting 'Bilbo Baggins P4P!'

Whose your trainer going to be? I'll pick Violent D to whip me into fighting shape and teach me some gangsta moves.