Bilbo defeats all comers in the arcade

[ICB]

I am growing tired of you elitist f*cks bragging about your arcade achievements


These games are not fun, and in my opinion are all either frustrating or boring.


However, the pride of having a trophy under my name overrides all common sense telling me not to play these stupid, time wasting games.

So I concede.

I am now after the trophy leaders in their respective games. This would look to be non other than bilbo and ice cold boxing. I may start out weak, but with my perseverance and drive I will conquer two of your trophy's within 3 days.

Nah you have no chance, most of you numptees couldn't last two minutes in mine and Ice's world.

We're the Saddo champions. Ice annoyed the hell out of me at first but I've come to respect his warrior spirit. Like Lancelot I was wandering the Arcade like a colossus looking for a worthy opponent and finally found my King Arthur in Ice.

Now we are the Knights of the Saddo Arcade and will conquer all comers.




I do still have unfinished business with Ice. moon cave is our Guinevere, right now she's with Ice but I WILL have her again

Even if it does mean another war with Ice and me being stripped of all my cups as conseuquence

Our rivaly is up there with Tyson vs Holyfield Frazier vs Ali

I wonder who can be the ref ??

[Kev]

I am growing tired of you elitist f*cks bragging about your arcade achievements


These games are not fun, and in my opinion are all either frustrating or boring.


However, the pride of having a trophy under my name overrides all common sense telling me not to play these stupid, time wasting games.

So I concede.

I am now after the trophy leaders in their respective games. This would look to be non other than bilbo and ice cold boxing. I may start out weak, but with my perseverance and drive I will conquer two of your trophy's within 3 days.

Nah you have no chance, most of you numptees couldn't last two minutes in mine and Ice's world.

We're the Saddo champions. Ice annoyed the hell out of me at first but I've come to respect his warrior spirit. Like Lancelot I was wandering the Arcade like a colossus looking for a worthy opponent and finally found my King Arthur in Ice.

Now we are the Knights of the Saddo Arcade and will conquer all comers.




I do still have unfinished business with Ice. moon cave is our Guinevere, right now she's with Ice but I WILL have her again

Even if it does mean another war with Ice and me being stripped of all my cups as conseuquence

Our rivaly is up there with Tyson vs Holyfield Frazier vs Ali

I wonder who can be the ref ??

We could ask 'Big' Dan McCarthy to ref for us but he doesn't like me at the minute so he'd be penalising me all the time and giving me the finger.

I would ask JT Rock to carry my cups into the ring but I don't think his little leg muscles could bear the strain, maybe he could just carry one cup providing we got him some ankle straps.

Katfight is my ring card girl although we'll need a decent makeup girl to cover up her tatoo's and make her look less like a gypsie.

CutMeMick can be the prat in the front row recording the event on his mobile and shouting 'Bilbo Baggins P4P!'

Whose your trainer going to be? I'll pick Violent D to whip me into fighting shape and teach me some gangsta moves.

[ICB]

I am growing tired of you elitist f*cks bragging about your arcade achievements


These games are not fun, and in my opinion are all either frustrating or boring.


However, the pride of having a trophy under my name overrides all common sense telling me not to play these stupid, time wasting games.

So I concede.

I am now after the trophy leaders in their respective games. This would look to be non other than bilbo and ice cold boxing. I may start out weak, but with my perseverance and drive I will conquer two of your trophy's within 3 days.

Nah you have no chance, most of you numptees couldn't last two minutes in mine and Ice's world.

We're the Saddo champions. Ice annoyed the hell out of me at first but I've come to respect his warrior spirit. Like Lancelot I was wandering the Arcade like a colossus looking for a worthy opponent and finally found my King Arthur in Ice.

Now we are the Knights of the Saddo Arcade and will conquer all comers.




I do still have unfinished business with Ice. moon cave is our Guinevere, right now she's with Ice but I WILL have her again

Even if it does mean another war with Ice and me being stripped of all my cups as conseuquence

Our rivaly is up there with Tyson vs Holyfield Frazier vs Ali

I wonder who can be the ref ??

We could ask 'Big' Dan McCarthy to ref for us but he doesn't like me at the minute so he'd be penalising me all the time and giving me the finger.

I would ask JT Rock to carry my cups into the ring but I don't think his little leg muscles could bear the strain, maybe he could just carry one cup providing we got him some ankle straps.

Katfight is my ring card girl although we'll need a decent makeup girl to cover up her tatoo's and make her look less like a gypsie.

CutMeMick can be the prat in the front row recording the event on his mobile and shouting 'Bilbo Baggins P4P!'

Whose your trainer going to be? I'll pick Violent D to whip me into fighting shape and teach me some gangsta moves.

thats one of the funnest things i've ever seen cc.

[Kev]

AAAHHHHHHHHHH FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

F****** SCABBY THIEVING MUTHAFUCKERS HAVE NICKED TWO MORE OF MY TROPHIES AND FOR SOME REASON I'VE LOST MY M_MEMORY CUP BECAUSE SOME COMPLETE AND UTTER QUIM BUCKET KNOB JOCKEY DREW!!!!!!! YES F****** DREW WITH THE SCORE I SET ALMOST A WEEK AGO?


HOW THE F****** KUNTING HELL CAN I LOSE A TROPHY WHEN SOMEBODY EQUALS MY SCORE AFTER ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

RIGHT I'M HAVING WORDS WITH SADDO THIS S*** IS GETTING OUT OF HAND!

I DON'T MIND LOSING TO ICE WHEN HE SHOWS HE'S THE BETTER MAN BUT TO BE ROBBED OF A TITLE WHEN SOMEONE EQUALS MY SCORE EVEN THOUGH I SET IT FIRST IS JUST A F****** LIBERTY.



NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!


















WANKERS AND WHOREMONGERS THE LOT OF YA!


RIGHT I'M GOING TO EASTSIDE BOXING WHERE THEY WILL TREAT ME PROPERLY.



















KUNTS!!!!!

[KKisser]

AAAHHHHHHHHHH FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

F****** SCABBY THIEVING MUTHAFUCKERS HAVE NICKED TWO MORE OF MY TROPHIES AND FOR SOME REASON I'VE LOST MY M_MEMORY CUP BECAUSE SOME COMPLETE AND UTTER QUIM BUCKET KNOB JOCKEY DREW!!!!!!! YES F****** DREW WITH THE SCORE I SET ALMOST A WEEK AGO?


HOW THE F****** KUNTING HELL CAN I LOSE A TROPHY WHEN SOMEBODY EQUALS MY SCORE AFTER ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

RIGHT I'M HAVING WORDS WITH SADDO THIS S*** IS GETTING OUT OF HAND!

I DON'T MIND LOSING TO ICE WHEN HE SHOWS HE'S THE BETTER MAN BUT TO BE ROBBED OF A TITLE WHEN SOMEONE EQUALS MY SCORE EVEN THOUGH I SET IT FIRST IS JUST A F****** LIBERTY.



NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!


















WANKERS AND WHOREMONGERS THE LOT OF YA!


RIGHT I'M GOING TO EASTSIDE BOXING WHERE THEY WILL TREAT ME PROPERLY.



















KUNTS!!!!!

if that's true then it's all wrong. the champ always retains the belt in case of a draw. calling saddo.

[katfight]

I am growing tired of you elitist f*cks bragging about your arcade achievements


These games are not fun, and in my opinion are all either frustrating or boring.


However, the pride of having a trophy under my name overrides all common sense telling me not to play these stupid, time wasting games.

So I concede.

I am now after the trophy leaders in their respective games. This would look to be non other than bilbo and ice cold boxing. I may start out weak, but with my perseverance and drive I will conquer two of your trophy's within 3 days.

Nah you have no chance, most of you numptees couldn't last two minutes in mine and Ice's world.

We're the Saddo champions. Ice annoyed the hell out of me at first but I've come to respect his warrior spirit. Like Lancelot I was wandering the Arcade like a colossus looking for a worthy opponent and finally found my King Arthur in Ice.

Now we are the Knights of the Saddo Arcade and will conquer all comers.




I do still have unfinished business with Ice. moon cave is our Guinevere, right now she's with Ice but I WILL have her again

Even if it does mean another war with Ice and me being stripped of all my cups as conseuquence

Our rivaly is up there with Tyson vs Holyfield Frazier vs Ali

I wonder who can be the ref ??

We could ask 'Big' Dan McCarthy to ref for us but he doesn't like me at the minute so he'd be penalising me all the time and giving me the finger.

I would ask JT Rock to carry my cups into the ring but I don't think his little leg muscles could bear the strain, maybe he could just carry one cup providing we got him some ankle straps.

Katfight is my ring card girl although we'll need a decent makeup girl to cover up her tatoo's and make her look less like a gypsie.

CutMeMick can be the prat in the front row recording the event on his mobile and shouting 'Bilbo Baggins P4P!'

Whose your trainer going to be? I'll pick Violent D to whip me into fighting shape and teach me some gangsta moves.

oi you!!!!

any way Baggins trust me if i was your ring card girl u wouldnt be able to fight on


it'd be like the pied piper leading the kids!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JT Rock]

I would ask JT Rock to carry my cups into the ring but I don't think his little leg muscles could bear the strain, maybe he could just carry one cup providing we got him some ankle straps. 

Dont forget to bring your ladder Wee-man, and what nerdy little title are you defending now, World of Warcraft? Dungeons and Dragons?.... Fuk me!!!  OH! I got it, its the village Bull Milking Championship. I know your proud of that one the most, battling thru adversity and having to endure a stomach full of Bull skeet your like the Kobyashi of your little village  :P

Good Luck buddy I'll be rootin for you I know you been working hard on eliminating your gag reflex as to double last years capacity 

[Kev]

Damn Ice that moon cave score is tough, I'm inching closer.

Just promise me one thing, when I do win it back just give me 7 days to enjoy it before you try and win it back.

That should be long enough for to be able to bribe Saddo and convince him to lock the game

[Kev]

Aww what stinking lowlife took Kat's Like Simon trophy away?

Stealing from a women is nothing sacred on this board? sorry Kat I don't understand where we get these scums from

[katfight]

oh my fucking god i didnt even notice that


ok which bastard did that


ok thats me up all fuckin night now !!!!!!

[amat]

Still the tennis champion...

[amat]

A long time ago, Sal was the tennis champion. He took his trophy to this board and I snatched it from his grasp and we proceeded to trade it a bit before I put in one of the greatest performances in arcade history and scored 81. I now believe that that trophy is mine forever.

[Kev]

Still the tennis champion...

Only because nobody else has worked out how to even score a point yet.

Everytime my score goes up it goes back to 0 again.

Shitty game and a result doesn't count as a Saddo Arcade trophy,

It's about as valuable as Antonio Tarver's IBO belt and not a real cup at all.

Hope that helps

[BoxingGorilla]

Aww what stinking lowlife took Kat's Like Simon trophy away?
Stealing from a women is nothing sacred on this board? sorry Kat I don't understand where we get these scums from

[amat]

Still the tennis champion...

Only because nobody else has worked out how to even score a point yet.

Everytime my score goes up it goes back to 0 again.

Shitty game and a result doesn't count as a Saddo Arcade trophy,

It's about as valuable as Antonio Tarver's IBO belt and not a real cup at all.

Hope that helps

You have to keep hitting the ball bilbo