Quote Originally Posted by superheavyrhun
Quote Originally Posted by Bilbo
Actually on reflection the answer is easy.

A double amputee who has lost both legs rides his motorised wheelchair up the high street to a furniture shop to take back a stool he had bought previously but didn't like. He exchanges it for a nice chair and then goes home.


You forget the Baggins is a master of riddles, it's how I got away from Gollum after all

Collects his £500 back from Sharla and also goes to sleep £10 up and with a smug grin on his face
Very cunning little Bilbo. But tell us this....what is in the grey havens?
Not a lot really just boats and S***, nice elven architecture but I wasn't really in the mood to notice. I was sad when I was passing through there, not because I was leaving Middle Earth but because my fucktard nephew Frodo insisted on coming with me..........and after throwing my beloved ring ring away as well

Still as long as I've got my precious moon cave trophy I'm ok






By the way I think I should have got more props for solving this riddle. X tried to make a fool of the hobbit and the hobbit owned him