Quote Originally Posted by NotGuilty136

There's some situations where smoking a cigarette actually looks cooler than it really is but those don't happen much and only a few gifted people can pull it off. I think it has more to do with movies we've been brought up to see. When there's a movie and a guy's wearing shades he's either a total badass or completely lacking of any lame qualities. They never cast the nerd in shades and if they do its already after they've established to you that he's a nerd and it just makes him look worse.
That is funny, I agree.

I always have this image of me in my head walking out of someplace where I just fucked up a bunch of bad guys.

As I am walking out I put on a pair of sunglasses and take a final drag off my cigarette before flicking it behind me and the whole place explodes to high hell. But I keep a casual walk and do not run or increase my pace - for I know the fire wont touch me, even though the explosion only misses me by inches.

Then I say something lame like "Is it hot in here or just me?"

And then I F*** an absurdly large amount of women immediately after that.