OFF TOPIC: It's friggin hot

[Punisher136]

It was 52 degrees Celcius in Turkey a few weeks back when on my hols. Your pint gets warm in about 15-20 mins.
Awful

Surely the answer to that is to drink your pint quickly. More helpful advice can be found in my book "Obvious Statements".

I'll do you one better: "Move to a cooler area."