Quote Originally Posted by dasamm
Guy comes in to ask directions (Terry).

VD slams the door behind him. "Well well, look what walked into the spiders web"

Terry: Excuse me sir, where is..?? (gets hit in the head with baseball bat by VD)

VD: yells "SHUT UP!" and hits terry again with baseball bat knocking him to the ground.

Frozen solid runs up to kick terry in the balls.

While terry is down boozeboxer stops by, stares for a moment and then takes a piss on him.

Miles (The good bystander) comes in..."Oh my god, what did you guys do to him? Do you need any help terry? You are bleeding and you smell like piss"

Terry gasping for air through his blood clogged mouth "Tell my wife and kids that I Lov..." !BANG as VD strikes another blow to the head with the baseball bat.

VD: "Thats what happens to people who say the L-word in my presence."

During all of this brucelee has stood in attendance making funny quips about everything that just happened


dasmm, nice of you to remember me in you story. It's good that you did not forget the true starring of the story.....Brucelee.cc