Hahahaha!!!
I hate real seagulls.
Dirty stinky poop-birds!!!
Went to the Atlantic Coast one year on a beach vacation.
Drove nearly 12 hours in my new hotrod to get there.
We were renting an ocean front cottage for 2 weeks.
Life is good.
Unloaded the car, cleaned it all up, took the t-tops out for cruisin' & stylin'.
A flock of the gross bastards flew right over the car & shat all over the cloth interior.
Car stunk like rotten fish guts the rest of the trip.
That sun blazing on the seats didn't help the aroma any.

Fuck a fuckin' seagull.