Quote Originally Posted by brad4dboxer
No Ted items.
He did blind me once in a concert for about 30 seconds tho.

Came out to Stranglehold & after he got through the guitar intro, @ the part when the rest of the band kicked in, he jumped off the top of his Fender stack & when he hit the stage floor, a wall of strobes went off right in front of me.
I was in the 5th row.
I dropped to my knees, screaming cuz it felt like I just had my eyeballs jabbed out & I was blind forever.
Of course nobody could hear my screams cuz of the Ted volume.
Plus they couldn't see me holding my eyes nearly bawling, cuz they were doing the same thing.

Another Ted ditty~
I'm not sure of this cuz I got it 2nd hand...
Last year he was taping some reality show about living off the land & being a normal tuff-guy, & whilst he was swinging a running chain-saw around doing some manly task it slipped (camera's running) & hacked a deep-a** piece out of his thigh.
I don't know if that episode actually showed on the series or not.
But it is a decent story.
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Ted is awesome.. He is as weird as they come but has an Iconic legend about him, I'm only 31 so I wasnt really fully aware of his prime, but the man is a hell of a musician and I enjoy his off the wall persona and extreme views...

Any man that could prance around the stage with tight white pants on with a racoon tail attached, smiling with beaver teeth and a beard that looked like it was glued on mannequin hair to go with his Cameron Diaz hair cut.. Is all right by me

For the record Stranglehold is top PFP rock N Roll song of all time... I wish Ted would come to New England so I could catch a show