No Ted items.

He did blind me once in a concert for about 30 seconds tho.

Came out to Stranglehold & after he got through the guitar intro, @ the part when the rest of the band kicked in, he jumped off the top of his Fender stack & when he hit the stage floor, a wall of strobes went off right in front of me.
I was in the 5th row.
I dropped to my knees, screaming cuz it felt like I just had my eyeballs jabbed out & I was blind forever.
Of course nobody could hear my screams cuz of the Ted volume.
Plus they couldn't see me holding my eyes nearly bawling, cuz they were doing the same thing.
Another Ted ditty~
I'm not sure of this cuz I got it 2nd hand...
Last year he was taping some reality show about living off the land & being a normal tuff-guy, & whilst he was swinging a running chain-saw around doing some manly task it slipped (camera's running) & hacked a deep-a** piece out of his thigh.
I don't know if that episode actually showed on the series or not.
But it is a decent story.

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