What Do You Think Of Animal Fight "Sports"?

[Kev]

Cock fight is a nice sport. The only reason it gets banned is because it get lumped in with other sports like dog fighting and bear fighting ?

Round 1

Polar Bear vs Grizzly Bear to get the Bear champ
Lion vs Tiger let's see whose top Cat
Crocodile vs Alligator best reptile
Great White vs Killer Whale, best sea creature

Polar Bear vs. Grizzly Bear - I'm gonna have to go with Mighty Grizzly, unless Polar Bear gets to make the fight happen on his home turf (Antarctica)

Lion vs. Tiger - I'm going with tiger. Tiger's speed and agility more than compensate for Lion's edge in strength.

Crocodile vs. Alligator - Crocodile wins this one easily. Crocodile is bigger, quicker, stronger, and by far the more seasoned of the two. (Think Prime-evil)

Here's where we're different.................


Great White vs. The Legendary Kraken (Historical Sea Monster) - Great White is no match for Kraken as it's used to feeding off of much smaller prey (surfers, sea lions, etc. etc.) where as Kraken eats big pirate ships that were filled with treasure.

There is no need to go on............. Kraken makes easy work out of all beasts.

Here's Kraken in action..............


http://images.google.com/imgres?imgu...&ct=image&cd=2

Well all I can say is God Bless Youtube, should have known some Kunt would have thought of this first



Let's start with the preliminaries/

Polar Bear vs Walrus, to find best of Arctic

[youtube=425,350]o22mGCSfUQY&mode=related&search=[/youtube]


Wow, big upset wasn't expecting that!

[Kev]

Well after that first round upset we continue with the sea theme, and in place of your Kracken, a giant squid vs sperm whale.

Giant Squid vs Sperm Whale

[youtube=425,350]EDLDzEEV1Ns[/youtube]


Seems like discounted the Whales Sonic Boom attack :P

[frozensolid_702]

My pc is only playing 3 seconds of you tube clips before exiting, for some reason.

If that whale won, it's only because the squid wasn't giant enough.

[Kev]

Ok I think the main events should be on land so here we go with the MAIN EVENT!!!!!!!!!

LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!!

Round One.

Lion vs Tiger

[youtube=425,350]1VkhjzYt6MM[/youtube]



Great commentary on this one!

[Kev]

Round 2.

As the Polar bear was killed by the Walrus the Tiger get's a Manfredo style recall to fight the Grizzly :P

[youtube=425,350]oLwmUbRY8Mk[/youtube]


Wow Grizzly kicks tiger's a**. Him and the lion will be a big fight further down the road!

[frozensolid_702]

Today is your lucky day.




I have unearthed a historical document that contains actual footage of the mythical Kraken.



Feast your eyes................................


http://youtube.com/watch?v=hzHQBALwAzY

[Kev]

Ok before we move to the next stage, the scheduled Superfight in the Superheavyweight division.

Rhino vs Elephant

[youtube=425,350]GdIZhc8rmbg&mode=related&search=[/youtube]



The Krackon just got owned at the end though

[Kev]

Ok Round 3 starts witht the debut of the Crocodile!

Crocodile vs Zebra

Real footage here!

[youtube=425,350]fI1RH1VhlYI[/youtube]


OMG GOD THE ZEBRA GETS AWAY AND BITES THE CROC ON THE EYE AND GETS TO SAFETY!!!

ZEBRA ESCAPES AND GOES TO THE NEXT ROUND!!!!!!

[Kev]

Ok next round,

Lion vs Bear!!!

Real footage only from here on!

[youtube=425,350]cosFhppVDCs&mode=related&search=[/youtube]

Great fight lion is the aggressor and dominates to win on points

Will meet the Zebra in the final!

[Kev]

Ok guys here it is the final round!

Amazingly with his win over the croc the Zebra has made it through to fight the mighty lion in the final!

The lion is a huge betting favourite...............real footage!


[youtube=425,350]Y6NyQSHTVOU[/youtube]


OMG FUCKING GOD, THE ZEBRA TURNS THE TABLES WITH A SENSATIONAL DROWING ATTEMPT OF THE LION!

ZEBRA WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



AND THE NEW KING OF THE JUNGLE.



THE ZEBRA!!!!!!!

[greynotsoold]

How refreshing. Just as I wa sittingn here thinking of losing my mind, the whole crowd lines up to remind me that there is no point in it.

[donnydarkoIRL]

I donno th ref for this tourney is very leniant isnt he?
I mean the squid should have been dq'd much earlier for intentional holding,
He let the fight go way too far befor stopping the polar on cuts,
The sanctioning body is bollocks also as nicolai valuev should not have been allowed fight the tiger as th Tiger was clearly outweighed by a significant amount.
And as for the lion, he's like roy jones against the ropes with johnson n tarver, he really needs to work on his work at the waters edge before taking on the winner of walrus v sperm whale...


And u no what, if u think animal fighting is disgusting, jus check out unlicensed bare knuckle boxing or mma, in the underworld over here. me n a mate heard what we tought was a dog fight down the road at the back my house, went down for a look and found a crowd cheering on two untrained lunatics beatin the hell outta each outer in a dug out ring, like the pits in thai land! For somethin like €300 each...crazy.

[Punisher136]

That was a lioness not a lion. The zebra always ducks the lion to fight lioness's. He should be ashamed. And its a paper title in all actuality since the winner didn't go thru the elephant to get it.

[Kev]

That was a lioness not a lion. The zebra always ducks the lion to fight lioness's. He should be ashamed. And its a paper title in all actuality since the winner didn't go thru the elephant to get it.

Ok, It's Zebra's first title defense and he's fighting Rhino. Elpehant will get his chance soon enough

Only real footage from now on.........

[youtube=425,350]pXmnMzGceUs[/youtube]




Well it seems this one was quick, the Rhino put's a beatdown on the poor Zebra who like Carlos Baldimor, his time at the top was incredibly brief. The Cinderella Zebra of boxing loses his title to the Rhino

[Punisher136]

That was a lioness not a lion. The zebra always ducks the lion to fight lioness's. He should be ashamed. And its a paper title in all actuality since the winner didn't go thru the elephant to get it.

Ok, It's Zebra's first title defense and he's fighting Rhino. Elpehant will get his chance soon enough

Only real footage from now on.........

[youtube=425,350]pXmnMzGceUs[/youtube]




Well it seems this one was quick, the Rhino put's a beatdown on the poor Zebra who like Carlos Baldimor, his time at the top was incredibly brief. The Cinderella Zebra of boxing loses his title to the Rhino

I told you, his record was padded the whole time.