Was the rooster trained to play tic-tac-toe or did he just strut up to the roulette table one day and start bragging about his skills? You could teach a dog to play tic-tac-toe but he'd drool all over the board. Besides, a large part of the reason a human has never beat the rooster is because it's hard to concentrate when you are watching a cock hold a pencil.

I've seen dogs charge couragesly into burning buildings and carry out babies. Can a rooster do that? Huh, can it?