Quote Originally Posted by The Rookie Fan

I hope it is not something ridiculously simple and I don't sound like an idiot
I wonder why anyone here wanna a make a pole. Yup, it's ridiculously simple. If you want a pole, get yourself a thick wooden stick and round off the edges with a file and bingo! you got yourself a nice pole. On the other hand, if you wanna make a Pole, the one with the capital P (this one ain't that simple though) - get yourself a nice Polish bride.