My girl and I wen't out last to a friends B-Day party got shitfaced drinking Tequila came to my house around 4:00 am and started banging the shit out of her, threw her on the floor we went into my closet, opened the door of my room and went to the kitchen then to the living room then to my play room where I threw her on the pool table.
You ever showered your girl with a bottle of 'Hypnotiq'?
SHE TASTES FWOCKEN GREAT!