Sorry Emma - I was only doing it for a bit of a laugh, but I just called up my old posts and it does look a bit internet stalker geeky. I didn't mean it to seem like I was being unkind (even though I did seriously think you were a man at first).

I just used your usename in some jokes to make them seem a bit funnier, didn't appreciate that it actually was your real name. I am not really a sad bastard ... honest (!)

Apologies.... I shall stop it at once!