Quote Originally Posted by Puya
WOW lol I'm not gonna argue with you Bilbo over this crap

I'm sure you have a super model for a wife or girlfriend
Mate I'm barely 3 foot tall and 130 years old, I'm about as eligible a bacheler as Yoda

But I can still have an opinion. Back in the day Britney was responsible for getting one of my arms at least the fittest it's ever been, but now she looks about as attractive as my Sacksville Baggins cousin Lobelia. I managed to get rid of her with a few spoons and to be honest a wooden spoon is pretty much the only thing Britney would get out of me these days.