A married couple are on holiday in Wales, and they stop for lunch at the famous town of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch.

The husband calls over the waitress and asks: "I was wondering if you could settle an argument, how exactly do you pronounce this place?'

The waitress looks at him confused and says: "Bur-Gur-King?"