These are best said out loud, in a rather slow Welsh accent, but they're my contributions:

"Yew see those two ouses up there on the 'ill....mine's the one in the middle."
"I was getting ready to go to work one morning, and went to the garej to get my bike, and there it was, gone."

And btw, it used to crack up my mates at uni when i'd say the name of Llanfair-PG, but i did start to feel like a performing monkey when i was introduced as the guy who could say the name of that place with a really long name in Wales.