Happy Birthd... wait.

Thank you one and all. I have nothing but love for each of you on this day. Even the ones I secretly detest will be showered with kindness in celebration of my birth.

I have agreed to dine out this evening with some family. It's my birthday, and I must do what is expected of me or I will be deemed some ungrateful louse whose just in it for the money. Like I had a choice whether or not to be born!

Guess, where I am going for dinner... "Bullocks." Seriously. It's a steak house. I hope it's the owner's last name.