Quote Originally Posted by SalTheButcher
Quote Originally Posted by Bilbo
Ok last night I was watching a film in bed and this F****** fly kept walking across my damn screen.

I twatted him away around a thousand times but the little bastad moves too fast.

Then he started landing on me, and I literally couldn't get away from him.

All night he kept landing on my head and this morning I lay in bed with the covers down to my belly button and the little f***** kept landing on me.

When I went into the kitchen he followed me and now as I type this post he is perched on top of my monitor

I've given up trying to kill him, he seems to be friendly. Just hoping a spider or something catches him soon cos I aint quick enough
done deal pal
Why does this quote seem so familiar? I seem to recall it in a phony phone call with a dimunitive limousine driver...