OK how the F*** does a guy get a title shot around here

I was number 1 contender to JT Rocks LHW title then next thing I know Syntax Error states he holds the belt!!!!!

I am beginning to smell a bit of WBC in the MMWC

Thats fine...Duck me Biatches.....I am the mandatory in the SBWC.....and will eventually be named the Sandbox Champion...That is the only title that counts anyway...all the rest are ABCD titles