Derry Matthews - What do people think about him?

[Kev]

I'll bet 1000000000000000000000 CC'S on Mathews.

Just bet 10 buddy, as a scouser you won't be able to count much past that anyway.

Where the F*** are you from I asked ye ming...

By the way in My GCSE'S I got a B in Maths so if you wanna test me on any maths go for it Bilbo you sad twat.

Bilbo vous twat triste vous êtes une chatte stupide foutue et le plus grand bâtard sur cet emplacement.

Here's a little message I picked up in GCSE French class last year HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Steady on scamp I'm only messing with you. I'm a proud Devonian myself from a little sleepy seaside town called Torquay where old people come to die basically.

Well done on getting your GCSE's a B in maths probably puts you in the top 1% for your city I'd imagine

I'm only joking mate, don't take me seriously nobdy else does :P