Man you do have an interesting thought process Hobbit.

Mayweather/Mayweather: No fight. would be too busy talking trash to each other..... I'd pick Mayweather to win Seriously it would be one of the most technical, lowest punchrate fights ever. How would Floyd counter if Floyd never threw a punch?

Freitas: They would quit before it started- DQ'd

Holyfield/Holyfield: Would be a war for 12 rounds, neither going down. Right sides of their faces swollen to pumpkin size due to left hooks out the wazoo. FanMan and his twin fly in at the last second and crash over the fighters, making it a draw.

Possibly the dumbest things I ever wrote