Ringside report

Commentator: Your opinion on how the fight is going, champ?

Violent Demise: This fight is turning into a rout. Rains is taking a beating. Bilbo has come out with facts and reasons why the flyweight division is more exciting. Rains is staying with the same losing game plan. "There bigger so that makes them more exciting." And he's not winning. Rains need to adjust now, for him to have any chance of winning.

Commentator: Excellent points, champ. Any personal choice on who you want to see win?

Violent Demise: I don't give a fuck. There both clowns to me. Got no love for either.