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Quote Originally Posted by Julius "Marvelous" Rain
tell her your gay, you'll be off the hook for sure
LOL LOL
She's probably heard that one before, and found out it isn't usually true, so maybe try something rarer, like you're a necrophiliac or something, and that she's just too "alive" for you.

But seriously, just tell her you don't want to get in too deep, especially with her situation, and explain seeing kids around her house freaks you out more than you thought it would.