A Smartie is constantly bullied by the other sweets. He can't socialise at all because everytime he does he's beaten up to within an inch of his life. After a particularly bad beating he decides,
"That's it! I'm never going out again."
His friends, the Jelly Babies, come over and try to convince him to reconsider. They tell him that if he comes out with them they'll stand up for him if anyone tries to beat him up. After much persuasion the Smartie agrees and they go to their local pub.
They just get in the door when a group of Lockets come over and start beating the life out of the poor Smartie. The Jelly Babies just head to the bar and order drinks. The Smartie finally escapes and comes over to them.
"What the hell was that? You promised you'd stand up for me!"
The Jelly Babies nod apologetically.

"We know man. But those lads are fucking menthol!"