You are so ugly......

[Master]

that if you walked past a toilet it would flush.

[Kev]

Your thread is so gay that Steelie has printed it out just so he can roll the paper up and fist himself with it.

[LEGION]

Your thread is so gay that Steelie has printed it out just so he can roll the paper up and fist himself with it.

[Punisher136]

Your thread is so gay that Steelie has printed it out just so he can roll the paper up and fist himself with it.

[Dizaster]

I went to a toilet at a truck stop the other day and on the thing at the back it had written in black marker "caution : Please flush, Italians will eat"

No offence to any Italian people on here. It was just a bit of a classic to find it written their so 'advisingly'..

[donnydarkoIRL]

Was in a stall at the locall college the other day.

On the toilet paper dispenser was written:
"Biotechnology Degree's."

Over the toilet someone had written:
"Please Flush twice, it's a long way to the canteen."

[LEGION]

I went to a toilet at a truck stop the other day and on the thing at the back it had written in black marker "caution : Please flush, Italians will eat"

No offence to any Italian people on here. It was just a bit of a classic to find it written their so 'advisingly'..

Uuuuuuuugh, damn that made me gag :P

[Julius Rain]

this title is offensive, my feelings were hurt.............

[LEGION]

this title is offensive, my feelings were hurt.............

Lmao; get over it. Life goes on bro'.

[Canvasback]

When I was in college in the early 70's there were some classics written on the inside of the toilet stalls. My favorite was one that said, "If you voted for Nixon you can suck my ass." In different handwriting a message said, "I didn't vote for Nixon, but can I suck your ass anyway?"

[LEGION]

When I was in college in the early 70's there were some classics written on the inside of the toilet stalls. My favorite was one that said, "If you voted for Nixon you can suck my a**." In different handwriting a message said, "I didn't vote for Nixon, but can I suck your a** anyway?"

[Andre]

I went to a toilet at a truck stop the other day and on the thing at the back it had written in black marker "caution : Please flush, Italians will eat"

No offence to any Italian people on here. It was just a bit of a classic to find it written their so 'advisingly'..

You know why Italians talk with their hands?
they cant stand each other breath.

[Dizaster]

I just remembered another great one.

I had to take a dump and on the door it said "toilet tennis,,,, look to your left"... So I look directly left and it says on the wall "Now look right"... I look to the right wall and beside me that side it says "Now look left"...

I actually got about 30 seconds worth out of this so i'm obviously very easily entertained...
Yet Floyd's fights still bore the $hit out of me. Go figure...

[SigmaMu]

Your momma is so nasty, her dentures have cavities!

BIATCH!

That was addressed to no-one in particular, I just always wanted to say that.

[Master]

...that if you threw a boomerang it would not come back.