I just remembered another great one.

I had to take a dump and on the door it said "toilet tennis,,,, look to your left"... So I look directly left and it says on the wall "Now look right"... I look to the right wall and beside me that side it says "Now look left"...

I actually got about 30 seconds worth out of this so i'm obviously very easily entertained...
Yet Floyd's fights still bore the $hit out of me. Go figure...