I think your safe dude.As soon as she runs your stats and Description her superiors will laugh it off......."A stoutly Halfling with hairy feet and pegs on the pedals fled muttering something about said officer pissing off...." They'll say she was sauced.
Dont you guys "across the pond" have Buukoo cameras?As long as they have your Didgits they will most likely ticket you.
Ball that thing up and toss it and hope they dont have a Monthly quota to meet.Good luck