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Quote Originally Posted by Daxx Kahn
I know it is a few days early but I also know many of us go away to visit family ect...so before everyone sets off on their holiday I want to wish all and their families a safe happy one .....
Happy Thanksgiving Daxx.
We're getting together at an uncles house more then likely a fight will break out between my dad's cousins.
It always ends in a fight.



LMAO....Good One BG....yeah we all have those crazy family stories.....The ones we try to keep hidden ....as a kid I would be really embaressed...now I just look at them all as idiots .....Thats the beauty of being married with childre of my own...I can always use the excuse card on...Well the kids wanted it to be just us ...then say quick hellos afterward......and if it gets late enough why bother everyone is half loaded and we can just say we stopped by
I know you guys prob think I am making these stories up, and trust me, I wish I were, but here goes...

When I just a wee little baby still young enough to be in a bassinet, my mother took me to my grandmothers for my first thanksgiving. Well, my uncle Paul was around back alone listening to Hank Williams and getting drunk.

When it was time to eat my grandmother sent around an aunt to tell Paul. The fam waited, waited and waited, but still no Paul. Aother person was sent this time (A different person than the first time because everyone was scared of my uncle Paul) but to no avail. Finally my grandmother just told everyone to go ahead and eat.

About the time folks were had their first plate just about cleared here come my uncle drunk as drunk can be. He sees that everyone has started without him and he IS FURIOUS! Cursing the entire famliy including his mom and dad he grabs the turkey off the platter and drops kicks it through the dining room. The turkey hits against the living room wall and splatters everwhere and over everything, including me alseep in my basinet near where it hit the wall.

"If I can't have any no one can!" He yelled and stormed out the door.

My mother cried.