When I heard the team in the afternoon, I started laughing. I said to someone in work that we would lose.

If you're going to play 4-5-1, at least put a pacy striker up front. All Crouch can do is hold the ball or nod it on, because he hasn't got the pace to run. If you play that formation, you need to use someone who is fast. See Crystal Palace & Everton with Andy Johnson.

Secondly, Wayne Bridge is shit. Terrible defender. How the hell he's gotten so far while only being able to use one foot is beyond me. He's not good enough to be a premiership player, so what the fuck he's doing with Chelsea & England I'll never know.

Campbell is too slow now!

What have Frank Lampard & Shaun Wright-Phillips done in the last season and a half to earn an England place?

What had Steve McClaren done that warrented him being given this job?