WTF is going on Wack? As usual, anything important just passes me by and I don't notice it until it stands up and slaps me around the face.

I hadn't picked up on any dissension in the ranks and none of that other stuff...and there's always the usual revolving doors of fruitcakes, weirdos and big talkers, but don't get offended and pack your bags lad.

Come on, tell me what's really wrong and I'll make you a nice cup of tea and some shortbread.