We Australians belive that George Bush is a real live born again Christian peacekeeping vigilant who crys himself to sleep in his daddys croutch every night; cause he just has to do some things that involve killing some ,"wadda we cal em ? innocents"?.

We wish he'd take his hand out of our prime-ministers ass.

We wish if his belifs are that strong he would send his and his own partys relatives out onto the front line instead of ours.

We wish there was bulk oil under North Korea.