I want to cry!!!!!

[superheavyrhun]

Mate, if she doesn't understand then maybe you should pull the old women's trick and withhold sex from her for a few days beforehand, so you can associate watching the fight in her brain with being allowed to the sex. Good luck with that. It's on Radio 5 live if there's no other alternative.

[Wacko3205]

Mate, if she doesn't understand then maybe you should pull the old women's trick and withhold sex from her for a few days beforehand...

Yeah...just tell her that youv'e got a "super heavy case of the runs".

[THE THIRD MAN]

Ok, so a bit of hunting has revealed that there are 8 pubs in the place.... there is hope

There you go, take her down the pub for a nice pint or two and watch the fight, then have a serious discussion that this should never happen again!

[superheavyrhun]

Ok, so a bit of hunting has revealed that there are 8 pubs in the place.... there is hope

There you go, take her down the pub for a nice pint or two and watch the fight, then have a serious discussion that this should never happen again!

Even if there are pubs I highly doubt they're gonna let you in to one of their secret lock-ins to watch the fight going on till 5pm. You might just get Moore v Baysangurov.

[Kel]

Mate, if she doesn't understand then maybe you should pull the old women's trick and withhold sex from her for a few days beforehand, so you can associate watching the fight in her brain with being allowed to the sex. Good luck with that. It's on Radio 5 live if there's no other alternative.

CC for that matey I have a friend in hospital from 7th to the 9th. I never had a clue thankyou mate she will be well chuffed.

[No Contest]

Dont watch the fight and mope around all weekend then bring it up later out of the blue anytime you get a chance....pull the ol switcheroo guilt trip :P You know damn well if she was in your shoes thats how it would go. Seriously , I would go to the pub if possible. Good luck man.

[CutMeMick]

So, my Fiance decides to spring a surprise on me for my birthday. She's booked us a weekend away in Devon......next bloody weekend. I'll be staying in a small town called Ashburton. Does anybody know the place or if I will even have a remote chance of seeing the fight there?

This is so depressing , to make matter worse my other half knows i'm not impressed that we're going, especially after I asked her if I could swap the weekend for a Wii

I think your shit out of luck.

Sorry!

Have a safe trip.

[ono]

just dump her

[Mark TKO]

ono has a point - dump her Friday then get back with her about 7am Sunday morning ?

I think that would work - honest, she would be so grateful to you for giving her a second chance she might then buy you a Wii and chuck in a PS3 to boot !

You said something very important - it's YOUR birthday ! On YOUR birthday you do what YOU want to do not what someone else wants to do. And what do YOU want to do December 8th ?? Exactly !

Four hundred quid - so what ?? Fights like this don't come around too often - If I wasn't going there was no way I would be missing it. No way !!

I will be at the fight in Vegsa by the way, have I mentioned that !!

[Dizaster]

Well if all solutions to watching the fight fall through and you just have to miss out, i'd be asking for a damn good weekend..

i.e. foot massages, cold beers on request & sex all weekend... You're trading in the biggest fight of the year so she needs to definetly put more up from her end....


I have absolutely no chance of seeing this fight on the other hand, and also don't have a lady dragging me away from it that I can bribe so if all else, your one nice weekend away up on me come December 8th

[donnydarkoIRL]

Why hackey, you look quite pale!

Whats that you say?

You've got the plauge?

Hmm.You better call off that weekend with your fiance you were so looking forward to and spend it in bed...alone....somewhere she won't be in danger of contracting the disease...You do love her after all, its for her own good!

No no don't be worried mate there is a cure, a few strong beers taken at 3.30-5 am preferably on front of the television cures the plague right up.

[hackey100]

Ok, so a bit of hunting has revealed that there are 8 pubs in the place.... there is hope

There you go, take her down the pub for a nice pint or two and watch the fight, then have a serious discussion that this should never happen again!

cc bro, hopefully I can pull that one off lol.

[hackey100]

Why hackey, you look quite pale!

Whats that you say?

You've got the plauge?

Hmm.You better call off that weekend with your fiance you were so looking forward to and spend it in bed...alone....somewhere she won't be in danger of contracting the disease...You do love her after all, its for her own good!

No no don't be worried mate there is a cure, a few strong beers taken at 3.30-5 am preferably on front of the television cures the plague right up.

That just made me laugh , one cool click for you

[gally]

your gonna have to spend sme serious cash and suck up t the landlord of a pub big time to be allowed to a lock in for the fight, my locals got it ordered and seats reserved cant wait!!!.

[donnydarkoIRL]

CC Returned my man, I'm trying to figure out where to watch it myself!!!