About 5 years back when Bruce Seldon was making an ill-fated comeback he was fighting this kid with HUGE Man Tits. And he was getting his ass whipped, after about 4 rounds, his corner gave him a pep talk that went something like this:

Trainer: "C'mon Bruce, you're getting beat by a man with Titties!"

The HBO team had to hold back their laughter, I on the other hand was laughin my fukin ass off.