Why hackey, you look quite pale!

Whats that you say?

You've got the plauge?

Hmm.You better call off that weekend with your fiance you were so looking forward to and spend it in bed...alone....somewhere she won't be in danger of contracting the disease...You do love her after all, its for her own good!

No no don't be worried mate there is a cure, a few strong beers taken at 3.30-5 am preferably on front of the television cures the plague right up.