In the year two-thousand and eight...

CutMeMick will begin showering in his shades

Bilbo will rant about life in the fast lane.

El Gamo will turn 14 years of age for the second time.

Violent Demise will rock the boat. ICB will drown in the river.

Pete Shonan will win the prediction contest... at frogpondboxing.com

Killersheep will invent and manage a new game of chance that he will not play himself.

Saddo will move back to England then back to Germany, finally settling in Canton... South Dakota.