Quote Originally Posted by SalTheButcher
Quote Originally Posted by miles
well, it seems you held your own....well done. after all you could have conceded defeat to the fan and that would just be unthinkable...

probably more entertaining than toney: rahman as well
damn straight, and you can bet your a** that damn dresser learned not to F*** wit me
i once had a fight with one of my dumb bells. i came home after a night on the beers, switched on the tv and decided it would be a good idea to lift a few weights. i stumbled over and started lifting and watching tv at the same time. for some reason, in my drunken malaise i unwittingly smacked the weights into my lip. it hurt like hell. i felt my lip and it was swollen and there was a lovely crimson blood on my finger. i was drunk so didnt think too much about it, watched some tv and then went to bed. the next day i woke up with a blinding hangover and a stinging pain around my mouth. i went to the bathroom and looked in the mirror and i seemed rather elephant man esque. not pretty.

i had a couple of days off work as i hid and waited for my swollen lip to mend....it didnt look too good

i lost that one by tko....