Quote Originally Posted by Dizaster
Or when it's completely full and you can squeeze a hot silent one out...

As soon as you smell it, you know EVERYONE else can as well and they'll be totally disgusted but they won't know who it is..

Actually, they'll just have to look for the one trying not to laugh...
Well said man. I usually find my best come the morning after I've had a few beers and a spicy pizza. To me they smell like a mix of fried liver and polish sausage.