You yanks have free TV?

Over here in the UK we have to by law pay a license fee of £135.50 a year to the fucking BBC just for the privilege of owning a television set.

I DON'T EVEN WATCH THE BBC! I COULD QUITE HAPPILY COPE WITHOUT THE FUCKING SHITTY CHANNELS AND THEIR MINDLESS SOAPS LIKE EASTENDERS AND CASUALTY.

I NEVER FUCKING WATCH TELLY ANYWAY!

WHY THE HELL DO I HAVE TO PAY AND YOU YANKS DON'T?

I'm hopping mad now, spilt my tea and everything