Actually I just remembered my favourite poem I wrote on here!

Several months ago El Gamo was trying to write a girl a poem who he had been friends with and wanted to take things further.

I composed for him this sweet, romantic little ditty, not sure if he ever used it though?

Even though we've been friends for years,

I've never even nibbled on your dainty ears,

I've never been brave enough to try my luck,

And ask you outright for a F***,

I've often laid in bed at night,

Wanking frantically with all my might,

I've only pervy thoughts for you,

Youre the only girl I want to screw,

I want you to know that as I lie in bed,

I'm thinking of F****** you in my head,

Quite romantic that one I thought