
Originally Posted by
Violent Demise

Originally Posted by
Bilbo
I hope all these new bandwagon jumpers are wearing hard hats and safety belts because when the wheels come off tomorrow night they are likely to be thrown everywhere
Ay bilbo did Rains ever send that flan recipe?
Na he's keeping his recipie's secret.
But never mind I can repost my little poem I made about him here, still makes me chuckle.
Shame I can't find that photo of him any more, never mind
Whilst Julius Rain was baking a flan,
He all of a sudden came up with a plan,
He took off his apron and put down his ladle
And said to himself 'I'm ready and able!'
To challenge the Baggins in a battle of wits
'I have enough boxing knowledge to cause him fits!'
So he set out a challenge and talked up the talk
Convincing himself that he could walk the walk
The wiley old hobbit stretched out his feet
and in a disinterested voice said 'Sure we can meet'
So the big fight was on but it occurred to Rain,
That he'd rather bake flans than actually train,
So at the time of the fight only one came in shape
Although Rain was dead pleased he'd made a nice cake,
The contest itself was a brutal affair
A poor battered Rains was left in dispair
But he should not be be sad as one fact remains
Noone makes flans better than Rains
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