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[Julius Rain]

I just knocked at a neighbors door and i realize the once thought milf of my little imagination turned out to be a crossdresser

Yet you still went inside the house, huh

He had baked him/her a flan and it would have been rude not to eat it together.

yes, i uncomfortably sat at her/his kitchen for 5minutes max and ate the flan i bake her/him

lol what did you put in it, was it a bit fruity? I'm guessing you put a cherry on it which he took, and then added his own cream?

Yes, yes. Rains left the house with a milk mustache, walking with a limp

look how interested the little hobbit is with my flans

ahahah no way v.d I left with my manhood still intact,. thank god cause that lady/men was a lot bigger close up. I ain't ever going near there again.