Saying/expressions you hate

[Von Milash]

I hate:

1) Have a good one. (Have a good WHAT, fuckhead? Can't you say day?!)

2) The best offense is a good defense. (Wrong. If all you ever did was play defense you'd never score any fucking goals/points. Offence is offence and defence is defence. They're different. Deal with it.)

[donnydarkoIRL]

Great thread Von.

I hate when snobby people say "Cor" instead of "Car."

[Trainer Monkey]

Anything my Mom said to me,that I cant stop coming out of my mouth with my own kids
You know what I mean,you tell youself,thats the stupidest thing youve ever heard when your a kid,and one day your dealing with your kid,and it just falls out of your mouth before you can stop it

[Fenster]

The best offense is a good defense?

Isn't that meant to be

The best defense is a good offence?

[OumaFan]

when something tragic happens and a sports announcer says something like well that really puts things into perspective. Its just sports, we know its not life or death.

I also don't like it when people call me boss, or chief, that seems to have died down lately though.

A couple British ones I don't quite get and/or annoy me.

Someone once told me on here that I was having a giraffe. True story.

Also got this Fox soccer channel and been watching the premiership and for some reason I can't explain it annoys me when the British commentators will say "that should be just food and drink for him" when they're talking about a save a goalie should make or something. That should be food and drink? Really?

[headson]

when you sneeze when people say bless you or god bless you

i hate that i look at them like they are out they god damn mind nasty hooligans sometimes they expect somebody to say bless you

[gudnite vienna]

the british humour is just so much better then american im sorry, and when some told you, was having a giraffe, what does that rhyme with mate?

yeah thats right LAUGH, get it now??

its officially called cockney rhyming slang, but u probably wouldnt get it, dont matter!!!

[OumaFan]

ok I liked it a lot better when I thought it was something a lot more bizarre than Giraffe rhymes with laugh.

That just kinda sucks really

[leftylee]

One thing that baffles me is "I could murder a cup of tea" WTF you're suppose to drink it not kill it.

[BoxingGorilla]

"within a cunt's hair"

My uncle always says this and it is disgusting to hear.

Jameel McCline came "within a cunt's hair" of knocking out Sam Peter.

[CFH]

The profs at my school seem to like telling us that we're learning "critical thinking"; like I'm too fucking stupid to do that with out being taught how by some asshole in a plaid jacket with elbow patches.

[donnydarkoIRL]

Ha Ha...

Another one I hat is:
"We'll play it by ear..."

What's that about!!!

[Jimanuel Boogustus]

ok I liked it a lot better when I thought it was something a lot more bizarre than Giraffe rhymes with laugh.

That just kinda sucks really

What?!

Na. Your avin a bubble mate

I dont like the saying 'it swings in roundabouts'

[ono]

I hate it when people say 'age' on the end of perfectly acceptable words to make them sound cooler....

like 'signage' for example.

Like the one on the side of the building i work in that reads...


'please adhere to site signage'


instead of 'please read the signs'

[ono]

And i hate them fuckwits who refer to you as boss or chief when in fact you don't even know them. 'Mate' is acceptable and 'pal' is ok.

Chief and Boss isn't! It's fucking annoying and patronising.

So fuck off with your 'what can i do for you chief?'

set of cunts