Here's a funny story if anyone is interested. I was thinking back to the last time I did LSD. It was just a couple of days after the Playstation 2 came out, so mid 2000. It was funny cause my friend got me some acid and he said it was real good. Me and my girlfriend were going to do it together and just chill out and goof around.

She decide{good thing} to just kick back and watch me do it, as at the time she lived right next door to my parents. I was on her porch playing the 1st baseball game on the PS2, and I was wondering when that acid would kick in, lol. Next thing I remember is my girlfriend yelling at me; "John, John, WTF are you doing?" I remember I had laid the t.v. on the ground and was kneeling down with my face smashed up against the screen playing baseball ....... That's when I was like, alright dude, this sh#t is kicking in. So I went inside and started watching The Doors and Howard Sterns Private Parts.

My girl kept wigging out as I was in the recliner and my arms and legs were stuck straight up in the air stiff as boards, and I was in la la land like Zab Judah on a bad night I don't really remember too much other than Kathy constantly telling me to shut up cause I was yelling at the t.v., and she was worried my parents would come over. Also, I had picked up a bag of Tootsie Rolls before I went over because frying acid and eating tootsie rolls is some fun a## sh#t. Try chewing a tootsie roll when you're frying and it takes forever to eat the damn thing; and there is always tootsie drool running down your mouth because it's so hard to chew. It gets very messy and I remember my girl putting napkins tucked into my shirt to keep the drool off. The best thing about tripping is the tootsie roll

The one thing I really remember well is starting to come down at about 3 in the morning, and I went out back and there was a little gecko on her porch wall. I started screaming" Look at the lizard, look at the lizard, ahhhhhhh". Kathy freaked out and dragged me inside and started yelling at me to shut up, but I won't ever forget her laughing her a## off because I was trippin' on a lizard on the wall. After that I took a bubble bath and went to bed, but it's hard to sleep when you're frying, so I would just be off in weird a## half sleep. I don't know why I am telling this story, but it brought back memories and I figured what the hell; you guys can get a good laugh at my expense.

Just say no kiddies