I first thought from the Post heading "who has that Rat Don King ripped off this time !

But on further reading I realize that you VD, have become a defacto Muslim or maybe a defacto Mormon with many de facto wives and children.

You reap what you sow bro you must have got what you originally wanted to some degree.

I bet you secretly asked down deep for your own harem !

You got it mate ,glad it isn't me.

I am still gettting over not being completly specific on my original wishes too

Oh well ,its only a day or two in profit you lost over this last lesson...

Learn from what Hulk said,
Get in first, ring and organize those girls to make up a section of lunch each,you supply the drinks, meet in the park for nice day out.Take a frizbee some different shaped balls to kick, a cricket set for the kids is cheap enough and gets them all into it.
You can eventually sit under a tree with a bourboun and coke and watch the entertainment.